Douchejuice

a drink commonly drank by lame-ass wiggers and/or jews

"Did you see what that Jew did? He must have been sippin' some douchejuice last night."

by Fritz Inc. May 5, 2008

douchequeer

A douche thats a queer

douchequeer

Youre a fatty douchequeer...

you douche.... queer

by TitsMcGee November 11, 2008

douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009

DoucheQueer

A person who not only is a major douche bag but also one who acts or is of the homosexual persuasion.

Justin Bieber is major DoucheQueer.

by steelerstatted July 9, 2010

Douchequake

The phenomenon whereby your house or car shakes due to a douchebag in the vicinity who plays his stereo unnecessarily loud in an effort to show off his speakers/car, with the misguided notion that it attracts positive female attention.

Every time Joe drives past my house, it causes a douchequake.

by sarabellum July 11, 2011

douchepumpkin

A name you call a freind that is being an extra douche.

Also used as abbreviated D.P.

Joe your such a fucking douchepumpkin.

Matt is such a D.P.

by lowell levenson August 9, 2008

Douchequake

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

by bossk420 February 23, 2009