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douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007
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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
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Douchenipple

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.
Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."
by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012
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Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.
"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"
by Hoorf July 18, 2012
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douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit
dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie
by Gemini nine April 21, 2007
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douchepilot

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.
Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>
by JJ Casty January 11, 2006
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