Douchehair

a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous

Person 1: Like my mo-hawk?
Person 2: Its douchehair.

by Sean Doyle Jr. June 12, 2010

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

douchehammer

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

by swooper74 October 13, 2006

Douchedad

A father, step father, grandfather or frat guy with a dad bod who displays particularly douchey characteristics.

60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*

by proughtnotpreached March 4, 2017

Douchetender

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Douchehand

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.

After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.

by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008