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Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.
You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"
by Katy Dee July 8, 2010
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douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.
Dude, my douchesense is tingling.
by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011
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Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER
Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.
by MSHEPS October 16, 2010
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douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche
ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully
by ashwan January 28, 2008
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douchenstien

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.
I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!
by justlex May 23, 2012
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doucheuser

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.
“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”
by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019
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Douchefus

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk
The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.
by RazMutant April 10, 2009
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