Douchefuck

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.

Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!

by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

DoucheFuckMcGee

When somebody is such a douche they feel the need to fuck a bag of McDonalds while screaming at the top of their lungs "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Jim: Look at that guy he's such a DoucheFuckMcGee.
Bob: I know! It's also a huge waste of the ten piece chicken McNugget meal.

by Butt Huffer McBitchin July 9, 2010

Douchepickle

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying

Stop being such a Douchepickle man!

by Radox June 13, 2015

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

douchefuckersaurus

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

DouchePickle

Meaning the same as douchebag.

Kanye west is a douchepickle.

by Urbanashley September 18, 2009

Duchefucker

A person that is both, has anal sex and is an ass hole that needs to get laid.

My friend Jessy is a duchefucker because he spends more time trying to look cool on video games then having fun with friends.

by Obidann December 18, 2010