douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.

"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."

by scissorbot April 20, 2008

douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.

Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette

by sueme17 March 29, 2011

Douchebaguette

n. female douche bag.

The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.

by Susan of English October 25, 2010

douchebaguette

A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.

Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!

by Snajj December 8, 2009

douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.

"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."

by llbean27 January 9, 2010

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

by maxapo September 1, 2011