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douchebaggotry

The Bush Administration will forever be remembered for its douchebaggotry.
by TJizzle September 15, 2007
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douchebaggitude

Unsubstatiated self-importance, the mind-boggling opinion that some individuals of sub par appearance, or social skills entertain that are more attractive than they actually are.

The deluded belief of some individuals (usually male) that they actually have mojo
"Why is Fugly acting like God's gift?"

"That's because he does."

"Wow, that's some serious douchebaggitude."
by Lobo DeLuxe May 25, 2009
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douchefaggot

An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person infront of there parents and they wouldn't care. Feel free to kick this person in the jewels as often as possible, as they never have any.
Person #1: "Aww dude. That Oleksandr kid is so retarded.

Person #2: "I know eh? He's such a douchefaggot!"
by Rendernator December 15, 2008
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douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."
1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.
by OsirusR July 6, 2010
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douchebaggish

Calling the cops on our party was very douchebaggish of our neighbors.
by Hernest Emmingway June 11, 2007
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
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