douché

To be used like "touché" but instead of proving a point it is when someone does something that a douche bag would do

Sean "Was he wearing a wife-beater?"

Tim "No, an Ed Hardy tee"

Sean "Ahh douché"

by beatjunkie604 July 28, 2009

Douché

To admit that an opponent in an argument has made a douche response.

Example1:
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.

Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.

Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.

Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.

Guy: To bad she's fugly.

Trez: Douché.

by ZomB Trez February 15, 2010

Douché

Douché (pronounced dou-shay) is an appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.

A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.

by semisemite May 17, 2014

Douché

Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.

Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.

by newsvava March 5, 2009

douché

French word for shower

Je me douché.

(I shower myself)

by DrkLtsJggl June 25, 2004

Douché

A word used as acknowledgement when one who has perpetrated a douche-like action against another receives another douche-like action in return.

Wow! I may have slept with your girlfriend, but you went ahead and slept with my mom! Douché, my friend!

by Stevie44 June 28, 2014

douché

Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.

Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.

Patrick: Ahh, douché!

by paddywhacks July 23, 2014