douché

Used as an acknowledgment during a discussion, of a stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, pea-brained remark made at one's expense by another person.

Me: So listen, I feel like you need to improve your social interaction skills.

Douchebag: YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IMPROVED HER SKILLS LAST NIGHT.
Me: douché

by cmasterchoe May 13, 2009

douché

A cross between douche and touché.

A phrase that can be used to note another party's ability to correct/outsmart your point, whilst at the same time call them a douche for doing so.

(Pronounced 'do-shay')

Tony: Hey, Have you the new Simpsons episodes?

Steve: Don't you mean 'THE Simpsons'?

Tony: Douché.

by Mr Thesaurus stole my words October 08, 2009

douché

This is when you admit that someone's insult was a very witty and funny one.

(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)

Tim: Well Fuck You!

Nick:Suck My Balls!

Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.

Nick: Douché.

by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 07, 2009

douché

Pronounced (dou·ché)
An expression that acknowledges a douche remark that was a clear low-blow.

-Hey too bad nobody likes you.
-Touché, I'm not well liked.
-More like douché!

by OneLove1 April 06, 2010

douché

A mixture of the words douche and touché. its a way to conceed defeat and insult the other person while doing it.

setting: debate class.
debator 1: humans are sentient.

debator 2: douché.

debate teacher: clever. i would take off for language but that was great.

by MisterTrotts March 20, 2011

douché

(Pronounced like the word "touché")

1. Adjective, acting like a douchebag.

2. Adverb, in a manner befitting a douchebag.

3. Noun, a synonym for douchebag.

1. "He is really douché."

2. "His pitching was really douché."

3. a) "What a douché!"

b) (In response to someone) "douché!"

by Landing Gear October 06, 2007

douché

the douche way to pronounce douche.

also, a more awesome way of pronouncing touché.

>"Your keds are lame"
>>"Douché "

> "You're a douche!"
>> "I tihnk you mean douché."
> "Exactly."

by CaptainsClicheandKrill October 03, 2010