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Deuchebagetry

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.
by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011
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doucebagery

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*
by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005
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douchebagery

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.
Trevin comited douchebagery last night again
by josh54457 May 19, 2006
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Anti-Douchebagatry

Lack of Ability to blend in and or fit in or not suck ass

Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World

YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS

FUCK YOUR LIFE
the Anti-douchebagatry in this room is off the charts
by billabongman aka the nickster February 25, 2009
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.
OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.
by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007
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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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