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douchebooking

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.
OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking
by don't douchebook April 30, 2010
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douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche
She posted it on douchebook
by XShankX August 20, 2015
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Doublejoke

To Doublejoke is to 1. unintentionally rhyme personal preference with a prior joke, making you seem one way; or 2. joke twice on the same topic, making you seem one way.
John: “Shalom”
Cass: “Hey haha what’s up dude welcome to the cookout
John: “I just brought hotdogs.”
Cass: “??? are these Hebrew National hotdogs?? Are you a Jew or something?”
John: “No, no, I just doublejoked on accident.”
by ninji October 17, 2023
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double book

the act of sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, and ejaculating inside of her, intending to refertilize her. a kind of a creampie.
shawn-"did you hear debbie is preggers?"
jake k-"Man, id double book that!"
by pinksicksock July 23, 2010
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Doublebacking

Doublebacking is a method by which the ass is wiped in a 2 stroke motion,the first pass is to get the ass about 80% fecal free and the return stroke is wipe clean any residue and stains left behind due to soft stool
Bob had to do some heavy duty doublebacking ,due to the Mexican dinner last that caused his colon to erupt with a heavy brown soup
by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017
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doublebaking

the process of smoking marijuana while tanning.
doublebaking is a fun and productive activity.

we went to the beach, listened to music and doublebaked on the beach all fucking day. we were so highhh and tan when we left!!
by mhmmmmf421 August 11, 2009
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Doublepood

Getting distracted in the shower and accidentally shampooing your hair twice.
Sorry my shower took so long I was thinking about pie and I doublepood.
by RJ Xaos August 11, 2010
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