double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 07, 2005

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

Double Bagger

Refers to a woman, whose mustache is so thick, you have to put two bags over her head to keep her whiskers from poking through.

I was at the doctor the other day, and both the doctor and her nurse were double baggers.

by Twistedtrishster & Kristine December 30, 2010

double brown bagger

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed

Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

by hashinator May 16, 2006

Double bagger

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off

Bruh that girl was a mud ting, fully a double bagger

by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 11, 2017

Double Bagger

adj- a person that is a complete douchebag and would also enjoy being tea bagged. The ultimate culmination in being a complete douchebag with bizarre insecurities that you aren't able to pinpoint.

Considered to be the pinnacle of escalating douchebag. Entry level is "douchebag", "complete douchebag" mid, and top tier "double bagger"

That guy is a beyond an asshole, definitely a double bagger....

by Totaleouche May 08, 2024