A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
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Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
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The delusional bravado of undershooting the mark while flexing like a hall-of-famer—fueled by confidence that outstrips competence 3:1. Favorite move: slapping “security” on everything like a get-out-of-jail-free card, whether the threat’s real or just a turf moat.
Alan and Aaron were showing a lot of donatitude in that meeting with our partners—talking identities, gateways, and firewalls like they invented the internet, while the demo barely loaded.
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