dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

dtcomw

down to comply on morning wood

"yo, that girl is totally dtcomw"

by Frank Acorn February 17, 2009

dotcomrade

An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007

dotbomb

The nickname givin to many internet based companies that failed at the end of the 20th century.

I worked for a dotbomb and I am now looking for work.

by DHSOCRAZY November 1, 2004

finally fast dot com

The feeling of sheer excitement after the completion or resolution of an action, need or achievement.

Spawned from this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atd8dowrbNI

Jill: Hey! I just beat that video game I bought months ago.
Diana: Finally! Finally fast dot com.

by whitefridaynite March 17, 2009

dotcum

(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.

All of the dotcom's are crumbling, but the dotcum's have remained financially stable.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

the bomb dot com

Sick to the max. Danker than you.

That muffin was the bomb dot com.

by *&^%$#@! October 9, 2008