Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech February 3, 2021

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mentally deranged

Insane or retarded

Jenny's so mentally deranged, she wore a bathing suit when she went skiing last weekend.

by Brooke Hernandaz September 24, 2017

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Dorange

Nothing rhymed with Orange, so:

Dorange: n: Not being able to find one's socks.

I had such a dorange this morning.

by Family Man February 18, 2008

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Deranged Trump Supporter

A person who is suffering with DTS, also known as Deranged tRump Syndrome, possibly due to brain atrophy or just run-of-the-mill poor judgment.

The sad sack of a person I spoke with at the post office yesterday was clearly a Deranged Trump Supporter because he was desperately trying to articulate at least one example of something 45 had done well for the U.S. and he was wearing one of those pathetic red Make America Gag Again caps.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

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