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Derelictivities

When an individual actively engages in activities that are derelict.
These guys were actively engaging in derelictivities at work today and I refused to participate.
by ManoClipper July 27, 2010
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derelict

A foolish person. Can be interchangeable with "idiot", "moron", "dillweed" or any similar term. Widespread use of "derelict" in this sense is due chiefly to it's status as a tomism (see "tomism")
P1: "Who the hell dumped this load of manure on the front porch?"

P2: "Frank just dropped it there this morning."

P1: "Oh that son of a bastage! That derelict!"
by Frank Klaune July 12, 2006
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Derelict bar

Local bar that is frequented by the homeless.
"Hey lets stop at the Derelict bar and score some head from those ho's"
by hotsabi September 17, 2004
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Derelict Toys

A well known longform improvisational and performance troupe based out of Orlando, Florida.

other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.
"Did you see the Derelict Toys last show?"
by anon-e-muss September 25, 2006
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derelict

what ridiculously ridiculously good looking people like 3 time male model of the year derek zoolander can do to their own balls if they are being threatened by a nemesis, like that HANSEL (he is SO hot right now)
i can derelict my own balls thank you
by punkry July 12, 2006
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Derelict

A fat retard with no life a dick and a racist a dumb uncle fucker. Dosent know a scotch from apple juice.
Kyle: You are not going to go on national television and spew a bunch of hate speech about Jewish people! I WON'T LET YOU DO IT, CARTMAN!

Cartman: Then the game is on, Kyle.

Kyle: It's not a game, you derelict! And this isn't Scotch! It's apple juice!
by DudeAreYouFuckingKiddingMeh? December 13, 2009
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derelict

A person who is self obsessed with their prowess and ability to make things great. They attempt to gain higher allowances and pay rates based solely on their ability to sell themselves as legends or titans in their specific industry. They normally take smoke/alcohol/drug breaks every 10-15 minutes and get aggravated easily when you approach them to do more work.

They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.

They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
That derelict cost me money, stole my lunch and still expects his paycheck next week?
by Sabaku August 6, 2010
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