Back Door Trap Door

When with a woman the male forcefully conducts at least three hours worth of anal, he does this by trapping her when she least expects it and then procedes to enter the back door (HARD anal). If the woman is able to walk the next day then the males technique is incorrect.

"Hey connor whats wrong with your mom"?

"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".

by sgtFATNUTS February 22, 2013

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door trick

The act of doing a handstand fully nude in front of a closed door, knowing full well that a friend is about to pass through.

Dude, Zach's about to come out of the bathroom. it's time for a door trick.

by hook July 23, 2004

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front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

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back door trots

A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.

I got a case of the back door trots after eating those beans last night.

by jmitchelljefferies July 10, 2006

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the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

by Britannic May 25, 2009