Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

noil doof

slang for food lion.

We need to go grocery shopping. Lets go to noil doof.

by billymagnum June 17, 2008

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008

Bobby doof

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009

Doofgang

A sucky person. Someone who no one likes, is rude, or jerky.

"Brady can be such a doofgang sometimes!"

by InventoroftheDoofgang March 23, 2012

doof boy

A young male who is just seriously stupid.

Well yes, when Donald was a young person, it quickly became apparent that he was somewhat of a doof boy!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021