doof

Someone who is so uncool that they're not even worthy of the entire word "doofus".

he's dresses so horrid he's such a doof.

by bmccclan August 25, 2008

Doof

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010

Doof

A fat ass nigga named kaden

“There’s that nigga doof”

by Soil123 May 25, 2018

Doof

A person who is a straight up doof schmoof who loves to eat ass and play fortnite.

Danny has the biggest doof poop who loves to schnob on a cob..

by Dirk is Sleep June 4, 2018

Doof

A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.

You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.

"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"

by fartsensei69 January 23, 2020

doof

dick fart

“i just doofed” -bryce
“what does doof mean”-ava
“balloon deflating sound came out my peen”-bryce
“show me how”-ava

by hehehehehehehehh April 9, 2021