Doobles

The most retarded person you know

it derives from a combo of Dumbass and a variation of Noob.

also, usually a script kiddie

Doobles: Look at this DELL FAIL!

Doobles: omg i'm so 1337 gaiz.

by killstapp April 20, 2009

doobies

A word to express a bad situation. Similar to "shit" or "this sucks." Can be shortened to "doobs."

Friend 1: Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight.
Friend 2: Doobies. Maybe another time.

by frotacular December 15, 2011

Doodliest

to the best of your ability but your best is less than adequate for the situation.

the bare minimum

Scenario 1
Person 1: What are you doing?!?!

Person 2: MY DOODLIEST

Scenario 2
*watching cat fail at catching a bug*
Person 1: She's doing her doodliest...

by Dandanthedan October 1, 2021

Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.

"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"

by Forton Smork June 16, 2023

Doobiest

(doob-ee-is-t)

Basically someone who doesn't talk in calls except for the occasional

"yes, laughter, or hi."

Also is usually gay, and likes big furry dicks.

Hey you gonna talk or be a doobiest today.

by approvedOcelot June 8, 2021

doobles

Can be used to describe anything cool or uncool, loosely. It is however most fittingly used in situations that involve some sort of event happening twice or to two sujects at the same time, or quickly in succession - hence sounding like doubles.

In FIFA 2009, when tackling two players with one sliding tackle: "Damn! Doobles!".

When someone makes a stupid mistake in FIFA 2009, it can be considered doobles.

When kicking someone in the nuts.

by TommyNator December 20, 2008

Doobies

A female dog's mammaries.

Dude, check out the doobies on that bitch!

by tenaciousbibi February 21, 2010