doo-doo butter

The liquid that oozes out of your butt when you have diarrhea.

R. Kelly pours doo-doo butter on pre-pubescent girls.

by RatchetBoo May 18, 2003

doo-doo butter

Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.

On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.

by The Dookie Bandit September 13, 2008

doo-doo butter

when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo butter

"oh fuck! i knew i shouln't have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo butter running down my leg!"

"damn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo butter or do i have to go scrape it off some 12 year old girls face?"

by themotherfuckingshit June 6, 2009

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

doo-doo-butter

another name for loose balls of poopy on your cheeks that can be smeared as like butter.

I tried doo-doo-butter on my toast this morning and it tasted terrible. A bad idea.

by sammuy October 12, 2006

Doo doo batter

Shit.

Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter

by Milf343 April 6, 2019

doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018