Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Doctor Toboggan

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

by CWALK November 12, 2013

Donato

A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.

Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.

Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.

Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.

by CeBone11 December 20, 2017

Doctor fart

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor

That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.

by TheTallestPsychonaut May 23, 2021

DoctorDepp

He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.

He is the chosen one, DoctorDepp!
We love him! He is our hero. The Real DoctorDepp

by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021

Doctor Wife

A woman who has a dry ass cooch due to the unerotic nature of her marriage and/or partner.

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 13, 2020

Mark Dantonio

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018