donk

n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass

Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.

by donkin' February 5, 2010

donk

meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing

i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it

by tyty2010 January 12, 2010

donk

A word used to define someone who is only using 1% of their tiny ass squirrel Brian

Matan you fucking donk

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

donk

1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.

2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.

3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.

1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.

2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.

3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.

by Devveyovich January 6, 2008

donk

99% of the fulltilt/pokerstars community

when donks suck out on me i skull fuck their grandmothers

by LarryHanson September 13, 2007

donk

Australian slang for a vehicle's engine.

"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

donk

In Tetris, misplacing a tetrad in a way that causes large gaps beneath said tetrad, usually caused by dropping the peice before checking to make sure it is aligned properly, or by not having enough time to manipulate the peice before it falls. Technically it is a verb, but can easily be used as a noun.

"You're near the top of the screen. Be careful you don't donk."

"Dammit, that was a total donk!"

by SalientAlien July 12, 2005