Dongmar

A fat Chinese guy

Oohhhhh u such a dongmar

by Raymond mothra April 30, 2019

Dongbag

Something a slightly retarded Massachusetts redneck would say to a girl he is trying to impress while taking her to a fancy dinner date at iHop.

“Baby, you’re the queen of my dongbag” he swooned as he wiped syrup of his sleeveless Back Street Boys t-shirt with his hand, then licking his fingers

by Bevflormann July 26, 2018

Dongbro

A dude you can recognize just from seeing his dick, even without seeing the rest of him. This is usually because you’ve jerked dong with him so many times.

Stu: “Nice day for Naked Race, huh? Hey, is that your bro Mitch coming up alongside?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dongball

The tactic of complete shit housery in English football

Birmingham City prefers Dongball to attractive football

by Blues Fan August 3, 2019

DongBags

A bros way of referencing condoms to either be cool or sly

“Brad pick up some dongbags for the party tonight”

by chHAad March 18, 2021

Dingbar

A man with a nerd's wit but the intelligence of a rock. He has no life, and he enjoys little boys ;). Although he has almost no social life, he makes up friends to hang out with, such as 12-inch long Rubber Stick, or other strange toys.

God, that man is a Dingbar. He has no friends and he does strange things.

by fadedgotjaded February 14, 2007

Dogbar

The perfect word to confuse people when you already know they're stupid but just want to check.

I was on the phone with this dumbass, so I screamed DOGBAR and they were like whaa?

by MeowMixer October 9, 2004