dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

Dolphins

A statement requested of a social media post asking whether or not it is misinformation.

A: Didn't you hear, John Politics, president of Countria, was just impeached!

B (to the wider audience of the question): Dolphins?

by HughjestAss October 19, 2025

Dolphins Nose

Tidy version of a camel toe.

A neat and tidy kept lady bump

any fit bird in a pair of pants or daisy lowe in a tight pair of pants showing her beautiful dolphins nose

by steve topping September 9, 2011

dolphins nose

When you can see a woman's front bottom due to her trousers being too tight and thus looks like the same shape as a Dolphins Nose(also known as a Camel Toe, Monkeys Mouth or Burger!).

Corr blige... did you see that ladies Dolphins nose - those trousers look like they are sprayed on!!

by Harriet Bigjugs August 28, 2007

Dolphins Fan

This species of man is what we know as the florida man. They are obsessed with the year 1972 because the Dolphins went undefeated even though they weren't born yet. They have naked pictures of Dan Marino that they jack off to every night and can't say Tua's last name.

Oh you're a Dolphins Fan? How gay are you for Dan Marino?

by Tallwer November 26, 2020