Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

Dosser

Soon to be back at the fast food joint, excuse making, knocked the f*** out, Deontay “The Big Dosser” Wilder

Deontay Wilder is such a big Dosser

by Jackwing October 8, 2021

Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.

"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."

by E-Donk November 17, 2009

dole dosser

Someone who is lazy and is on unemployment benefit/welfare

Terrys a right dole dosser since he lost his job

by JamesD07 July 5, 2007

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

Doser

(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.

"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."

by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010

dosser

Tyson Fury's nickname for Deontay Wilder

Come on then u dosser

by BigDosser326 March 2, 2020