peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

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horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.

I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.

by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

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Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

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Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.

"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."

by E-Donk November 17, 2009

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