doding

the process by which you slap someone in the face with your penis. hence possibly leaving a mushroom tatoo :)

Holy crap, I'm bored . . . lets go doding!!

by Monkey Balls May 13, 2005

deading

to be in a state of extreme pain or on the way to death

the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading

by smalls3000i December 16, 2016

dloading

dloading is on forbes top 30, mogul, superstar, savage, no affiliations with lames, sees a lot of tings from canada, #fuckthefrontseatisitintheback, walk in the club with one leave with two, dome 4 life

you dont know dloading bitch google that

by savage12435678 May 8, 2020

Dodding

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020

dowding

The act of having no clue with women. The opposite of a player.

Shit i fucked up bad with this chick, I was Dowding it all the way.

by ccf ccf ccf ccf cal con firm April 2, 2009

deadington

finding something so hilarious you are dead, and in your own town called deadington.

"Bruh last night was so funny, I'm literally deadington"

by k berry February 11, 2017

Ken Dodding

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010