Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
by fubarderby August 20, 2005
The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.
PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
by James_UK February 28, 2008
by steve January 17, 2005
Dixon is the funniest guy you will ever meet, he is smart, sporty and all the girls love him. He is generally a very good person, and although will tease you, he won't mean it unless he's very very angry. Anger is one of his major issues, but if you can calm him down and deal with it, he is a great friend and boyfriend.
Dixon although can sometimes come off quite rude, on the inside he is soft, like a teddy bear and is kind and caring at heart. He will help you when you are in need, whether it be studies or in general. He cares even though sometimes he refuses to show it. His girflfriend is treated with care and once he finds you, he will, love you for a long time. His looks are no joke either, he ,at not be the best looking, but he is up there.
Once you find a dixon, don't let him go because trust me, he is one of the greatest friends to have. =)
Dixon although can sometimes come off quite rude, on the inside he is soft, like a teddy bear and is kind and caring at heart. He will help you when you are in need, whether it be studies or in general. He cares even though sometimes he refuses to show it. His girflfriend is treated with care and once he finds you, he will, love you for a long time. His looks are no joke either, he ,at not be the best looking, but he is up there.
Once you find a dixon, don't let him go because trust me, he is one of the greatest friends to have. =)
Dude, did you see dixon yesterday, he got 100% in a science test and also gave his girlfriend a necklace for their anniversary.
I want to be his girlfriend and his friend.
I want to be his girlfriend and his friend.
by um hey dogs August 24, 2017
A running event, consisting of (1 Bud and 1 1200 meter run), repeated 12 times. To honor Rod Dixon, who could chug a beer and then run a 2:08 marathon (Yeah, that is fucking fast). Official quote- "There is no shame in not finishing, only not trying"
"Did you find some pussy at The Dixon last night?, because those girls were primed"
"Fuck no man, I had to roll out 12"
"Fuck no man, I had to roll out 12"
by Cakes800 November 11, 2007
by I definently dont live in dixon..... April 30, 2004