1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
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A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
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Mack:I think ima go talk to her
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Mack:I think ima go talk to her
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Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
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