disparatchio

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

dispatch

a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)
b) to put to death, kill

if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice

by FRANK March 28, 2005

Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

dispatched

This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc
also used in computer games

leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.

Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule"

James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. "

Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!"

by vascular February 10, 2006

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

by carrista July 5, 2010

dispachio

1.retarded version of the name "topacio". graces dad cant seem to pronounce it so he just calls her doris. dispachio is also the name of graces unborn child, with Ricky.
2. if you cant pronounce someones name, call them dispachio.

1. "Hey, that Dispachio is a very nice friend of yours, Grace."
2. "hey, friend!"
"hey, um.... dispachio..."

by Corpoopsmisth January 9, 2004