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Discombobulate

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*
by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010
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discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.
( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )
by Hirosfca June 12, 2006
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Discombobulated

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.
Girl, I'll tell you what...huh? I forgot what I was talking about. I'm all kinds of discombobulated. Did that just come out my mouth?...smokey-smokedy-smoked I am, I am. Discombobulated sista!
by MsSissyLaLa March 15, 2010
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discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing
a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,
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Discombobulated

A state of being shocked and/or confused.
-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!
by sportsdude88 April 3, 2010
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discombobulated

having self-possession upset; thrown into confusion
To throw into a state of confusion, when concentration is lost off the main topic.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
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