Dirt Sandwich

Ironically enough, dirt sandwich can mean just about any positive word you can think of. Some synonyms would include awesome, cool, amazing, legit, bodacious, etc. Also, if you're in a rush and want to define something as any of these words, "dirt" is an appropriate abbreviation to dirt sandwich. This word is best used in a louder than normal voice, and when typing it is most appropriate to type it in all CAPS.

I could a 100 on my last Biochemistry test...DIRT SANDWICH.

That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.

Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)

by Captain Dirt September 23, 2009

Dirt Boy

Someone who grows up on a farm in the Southeast region of the United States. There are cowboys in Texas, and dirt boys in Tennessee. Commonly associated with singer-songwriter, Drew Green. (also see: “skew”)

Did you see the way that dirt boy had the mud flying driving down the back roads?

Did you hear that dirt boy married the girl of his dreams who grew up three miles down the road?

by SkewSquad October 28, 2021

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager typically living with lack of reason to be alive, living in depression or lost, and somewhat of an underdog

Being bullied or underrated and being compared with a unfair POV to a more popular person, means your a Teenage Dirtbag

by Siwiwoqpwkabs9161 February 7, 2021

Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013

Dirt Dumb

Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.

Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.

by pdxjohnny99 March 27, 2016

squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017