Dipladonkus

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.

Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock”
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”

by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018

Elias Dillard

A Really Nice Man Who Has A Profound Interest In Pickles

Person 1 :Do you want to share a pickle with me

Person 2: Yes, I'm Elias Dillard

by Elias D-Dillard August 6, 2021

dirty dillard

When your baby-mama’s used to be best friends and and catch you with one of their younger sisters,causing all of them to band together and take everything they can from you right down to your Xbox live account!

....Can you believe that dirty Dillard showed up to Christmas with both baby mama’s.......

by Dontsav E. Therabbit February 6, 2021

dillard

the act of being gay, or retarded

yo why did you just say that, ur mad dillard!

Tyrome-YO CALVIN,lets cut class n play some handball!
Calvin- Na man i have to go to class and get an education, and have a great future.
Tyrome- wow calvin, ur a fuckin dillard

by Dillard Johnson the Third May 9, 2007

dipward

a country nigga that likes dip; a common meme used with a character in the popular children’s show, SpongeBob.

Look at those dipwards smoking that dip

by thick negro March 2, 2018

hot dillard

The opposite sex of a hot bird. Named after Jason. The hottest dillard of them all. SO hot he has his own slogan/nickname. He is the cutest sweetest funniest fliest nicest hot dillard in the whole world. A flair for punk and rockabilly and the Celtic ways. Wise beyond his years.

I gotta tell you it's been a long time, but I just got the hugest smile from some hot dillard at Walgreens. He was hella rubber necking me. So I smiled back and whispered a hi and a wink. I think we both turned bright red. That felt good. Guess I'm still hot.

by Skribblez January 21, 2014

diptard

kiki

kiki is a diptard

by Nightmare fox June 15, 2020