Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

dipshit

the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass

nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"

by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

dipshit

1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."

by lemon juice July 17, 2006

Dinesh

The over achiever. This guy is best in the work he does, the course he studies, the fitness he maintains and is the youngest achiever at work place. His parents love him and give his example to many. Never compare yourself to a Dinesh, you will lead a dissatisfied life.

OMG! Company Director before 35! He is such a Dinesh.
Dinesh cracked the course in his first attempt.

by MeKitty October 18, 2021

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

by Cerberus May 13, 2005

dipshitty

dipshitty- of or relating to the many morons people know and make fun of for kicks.
retarded moronic

sneha- "damn why the hell are they so dipshitty
niki- "i concur."
sneha- "lets grab a beer."

by sneha & niki June 29, 2006