Dinglemonster

A restroom user who, but virtue of thoroughness, or just total fucked-up/odd ass-wiping technique leaves shit-stained dingle-berries all over the toilet and toilet seat.

Dude, I just went to drop a deuce in the handicap poopin stall and get this; the effing Dinglemonster struck again...little brown rolled up pieces of teepee on the seat, on the floor...all over! Who is this guy? Who could wipe their ass in a manner that leaves dirty shit-paper all over the throne?

by The Fig January 7, 2010

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Dinglenut

When you leave a dingleberry alone for too long and it crusts up and dries out in your ass hair. If a dingleberry is a fruit, this is a nut. Also applied to animals.

"I had to pull out my ass hair because it was riddled with itchy dinglenuts... FML"

by certainly_not_an_arsonist June 3, 2023

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dingledoots

What someone new to snickerdoodles calls snickerdoodles when they can't remember what they're called.

Dave: You should have stolen the rest of the dingledoots.
Holly: Dingledoots?
Dave: Yea...cookies..not quite sugar-cookies...
Holly: Snickerdoodles..?
Dave: Sniiickkerrdooodlless..
Holly: /facepalm

by Leshya March 25, 2010

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