dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

by Argle September 23, 2007

dilwonk

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

Charlie Dalton

Damn it, Neil. The name’s Nuwanda.

“Charlie Dalton is so hot”
“Damn it, Stacey. The name’s Nuwanda”

by Dead Poet January 10, 2021

Dalton

A guy that will love you better than anyone could. Stubborn to admit love but if he does take the entry. Will deeply love his girlfriends and cares for his family way more than he will ever admit. If you are lucky enough to get or find a Dalton do what you can to get him because if he isn't appoached he won't do it himself. Seams seperated from the earth but more down to the earth then most people. Tall, Strong and incredibly intelligent he is the perfect guy. Good friend, Great Lover and even Better Person.

Girl1: "I need to find a Dalton."
Girl2: "Do you think you're the only one looking?"

by MissedLove September 13, 2012

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008