dillsnatch

one who steals pickles.

Man, that bitch John is a real dillsnatch. Fucker stole my last Vlasic.

by foolinlove December 15, 2008

dispatch_official_real1

A tiktok account that is more popular than Barley D'inosaur. In which exposes idols and celebrities and a sexy motherfucker.

dispatch_official_real1 is hot

by t0esuck3r January 9, 2021

Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

dispatch

a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)
b) to put to death, kill

if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice

by FRANK March 28, 2005

Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

dispatched

This is a term used when you have beaten someone by 4 clear scores in any game,

in football by 4 goals,in american football 4 touchdowns, in pool by 4 balls,etc
also used in computer games

leading the dispatched person to be humiliated and most likely cry like a little girl before wetting himself.

Cardew- " wow i just dispatched you 5 - 1 with France against Italy, I rule"

James- "o god i know, i am so tall and crap, and you are clearly the master. My world is crumbling down around me. "

Cardew- "please leave you are getting piss all over my floor, you lady!"

by vascular February 10, 2006

Dispatchuous

To be dispatchuous means to be the "Holy Grail" of dispatchers. Other dispatchers fall to their knees in the presence of someone Dispatchuous!

Someone who is dispatchuous is one who essentially knows everything.

Did you see the way she handled that call? Wow...Carrie is dispatchuous!

by carrista July 5, 2010