Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

by matBobross June 17, 2018

Dilia

Dilia is the most beautiful, sexy, unique girl in the world! She has a very, big heart and loves everyone! Dilias love their man to spoil them! And love to please their man! She will always make you happy and definitely make you look good! If you happen to be fortunate enough to find a Dilia, never let her go!

OMG, see that gorgeous angel over there, she must be Dilia!

by Randy1-9 July 3, 2020

Amphetamine Dilemma

The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.

Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.

Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?

Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma

by Spaghetamine Regretamine January 9, 2017

The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

Hilmarsson's Dilemma

When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.

Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.

by LeatherBeast November 7, 2008

expert's dilemma

A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.

The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'

by abu yahya June 23, 2008

diligent

hard working, motivated

The only reason that she is going to Harvard is because she was so diligent.

by zach......... June 26, 2004