time dilation

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

Dimatron

1. A small dinosaur with a monkey on its back.

2. A term for any homosexual act in which both partners are naked and the hairy partner climbs onto the back of the smaller, submissive partner.

Joe: Dude, Andrew totally just dimatroned Kevin in your living room.

Ryan: Yeah, they get prehistoric like that all the time.

by Roley June 10, 2008

dingatron

a wiener with no bun; robo-cock

Damn, that is a very nice dingatron!

by Dingdongboy March 3, 2021

dilftaros

best tiktoker' is married to jotaro

"Did you know dilftaros and jotaro went to the bahamsas?" "huh no"

by bellethefennecfox June 27, 2021

dolmatron

Small penis

Get off my dolmatron!

by KnightsWatch39017 June 25, 2022

dilfagraoning psydelarshing

Making a Parody of a song and making it math related.

(Dill-fa-grao-ning Psy-del-lar-shing)
(dill-fa-grow-ning Sigh-del-lar-shi-ng)

Me and my friend make a Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing for extra credit in our Algebra Class.

Did you watch this amazing Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing last Night?

by Lunar_DANCEDANCE February 22, 2023

News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."

"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."

by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025