dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

Quad-Dildonic Penetration

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.

Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration

by The baddest mofo who wants to be a pilot July 7, 2008

Dildunicorn

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.

Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.

by midget pornstar May 30, 2009

dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.

I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.

by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

by Hired Gun August 8, 2003

dildoic

of or relating to a dildo

The giant highlighter is dildoic.
We had a dildoicly good time in the meadow.
This soda bottle is not only phallic but also dildoic

by Ncik May 2, 2004

Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011