The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.
by BigEz April 8, 2010
Get the dildometer mug.The dildometer is a device used to measure the velocity of any given dildo. i.e. the speed of a dildos movement when inserted into an orifice of the users choice.
Tom: What were your new dildo's ratings on the dildometer??
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
Jessica: My dildo was off the charts!! The dildometer read out the dildocity at an astonishing 100 dildons!
Tom: Wow! You gotta let me borrow that!
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A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.
Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"
Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"
Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!
by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010
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Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin
by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008
Get the dildomcjerkin mug.A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.
by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008
Get the dildolove mug.play on the name Dumbledore, the head master of Hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter series and watches the movies as if they're documentaries.
"you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the class?"
"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"
"yeah. what a Dildodore."
"you mean the one who owns all the Harry Potter books and brings them to class and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?"
"yeah. what a Dildodore."
by suq madiq August 5, 2009
Get the Dildodore mug.A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.
Dildodove I love you alot
by Garida January 10, 2018
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