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dildowry

The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.
When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.
by methlabpolitiks July 5, 2012
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dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..
so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!
by KrashWorship April 22, 2018
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Dilded

Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.
by jmerriex March 4, 2013
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dildeep

when a penis is so long and thick, it fills up the whole vagina when engaged in intercourse
"Oh my God, Courtney: he was going dildeep because he was so huge and it felt so good!"
by iknowstuff395 August 4, 2009
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dilderanus

1) Someone who deserves to have a dildo forcibly shoved up their ass. asshole prick
2) A person who has rocks in their head where brains should be. Dummy
Damn that Britney Spears is such a fucking dilderanus!
by Conor Acomb & Shayne Mytinger January 25, 2008
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dildesque

Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.
This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!
by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007
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Dildertoasto

A toaster where instead of 2 pieces of toast are, 2 dildos are placed which pop out in a similar fashion to toast (that is they are heated).
I was using my dildertoasto last night and broke it, where do you think I can get a new one?
by Ppiss June 14, 2012
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