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Dilba

A terriable hockey player who consistantly makes the wrong play. Rides pine most of the night, and when he finally sees the ice, he somehow fucks it up.
Steve: Man why did you pass the puck right up the middle?

Gary: I thought I had a guy open.

Steve: Your a fucking dilba
by CanuckThor May 23, 2011
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Time Dilation

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
by kingKracka February 5, 2010
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dimbat

Camille:I am going to get a razr phone haha hehe.

Trisha: Just shut up you dimbat that means nothing to me.
by Kittz April 11, 2007
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Dildatious

Like courageous or daring, but dildatious. It's a term mainly used by girls to show what a dildo you are being. Used to show that although you are doing something courageous or daring, you are also being a dick or a dildo at the same time.
Emma, stop being so dildatious.
by Harry Rodgers August 20, 2013
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dilban

A generally unkowingly, unwanted and unloved person. Has absolutely no social awareness.
"That dude is a fucking dilban!"
by Elephant penis February 23, 2017
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Rectal Dilator

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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