Dickstraction

When you need your boy(s) to come rescue you from an uncomfortable situation

Ay man, I have both of the girls here that im messing with, I need a dickstraction.

by Malikabdul September 25, 2020

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Distraption

A distraption happens during the experience of checking your phone/computer for something specific, but falling into the trap of responding to a message or alert (or other distraption) that you find when you go to do your original task, which then gets you lost in a series of follow-on distraptions until you have forgotten what it was you originally wanted to do in the first place.

I wanted to write you that email, but I must have got caught in a distraption, and then before I knew it three-hours had gone by before I remembered, half-way through a making of the Dark Crystal series, that I was supposed to do something important..

by Xplody October 11, 2019

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

Dickeration

When a guys boner/dick is rubbing on a girls pussy.

OMG John! Dicker me more! Feels sooo goodd!!! Keep dickering me! I love that dickeration!

by None ya beesnuss January 8, 2010

dicktuation

When a female finds herself falling for someone strictly because of the size of their penis and sex game.

Girl, I'm in a total dicktuation with that boy, all because of his large dick and good sexual skills I'm in a situation where I see myself falling for him.

by GeminiZ15 February 26, 2017