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Dickwasher

A person with special face and mouth structure. Once you suck more than 5 dicks, your mouth will adapt itself into the Dickwasher form. They can be spotted easily at the first glance.

They usually have clear facial features, lips, and have a more open mouth than usual when speaking.
Bro 1: Dude check that qt
Bro 2: Dude hol up, look at her face
Bro 1: Oh shit, she's a total Dickwasher bruh
by HrisnyAndilek November 2, 2019
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Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011
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dicktastrophy

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.
Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.
by DamsBest February 3, 2017
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Dicklash

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.
by Fondleface November 2, 2012
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dicktastic

u look dicktastic today!!
by The Jenn February 6, 2003
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dickrash

A guy who when he talks to girls changes the pitch of his voice and acts gay. Also has a rash on his dick.
Rashaad is a dickrash for not chilling with us
by noobsmallwang March 20, 2011
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dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
by lyradius February 12, 2014
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