dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicktroit

Another name for the shittiest city in the United States. It has the worst people living in it and sky high taxes.

Man 1: Shit, I have to go to Dicktroit this sucks!
Man 2: You mean Detroit.
Man 1: Shut up Ron.

by Big Goody June 14, 2020

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

dickaroo

Australian slang for fucking someones brains out, or giving them a sweet hunk of dick.

Dean is such a butt fag. I'll give him the old dickaroo because I know he loves that Ausi cock mate. Eat my cock bitch!!! Cheerio mate!

by Stevo Ausibalz November 24, 2007

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dickdar

(verb)DIK-dar: A swift, straight legged, pointed-toed kick to the penis. Originated in a trailer park in sterling heights, MI, from a man known as Cheif,AKA Shevyky, cheifkadog, tonk, etc.

(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,

(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad

"If you dont shut up your gonna get dickdared" (v)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)

by Theo-droskis B April 12, 2008