The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.
Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.
by ms m September 29, 2004
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It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.
Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"
by Bobsterman November 9, 2008
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when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.
it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.
when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.
it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.
guy 1: oh my god i fucking hate anyone that is different from myself. That includes gays, black people, hispanic people, asians, jews, people with curly hair, and pandas.
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped
by soebaby June 14, 2008
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A slang term for a dumb person.
A slang term for a dumb person.
Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper
Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?
Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?
by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009
Get the Dickflipper mug.To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.
To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.
To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.
*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it
I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL
Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command
okay... i accept it
I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL
Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command
by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009
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