Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006

dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.

"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."

by L RiZzO July 10, 2007

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

Dickshoe

A rather fashionable pair of shoes for your dick.

"Phenom just got the coolest dickshoe, I have ever seen."

by Shocky4878 July 21, 2009