dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

dickpinch

1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.

1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."

by Kursten January 3, 2008

Dickpunchingly

An adjective used to describe something at an extreme.

ex1. Wow this gum is dickpunchingly good!
ex2. Jeez, that exam was dickpuncingly hard!

by blizzy-B October 26, 2010

Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

by carolsarah December 18, 2011

dickmuncher

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick

“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”

by isaiah case November 30, 2007

Dickmunchers

NJ group who notoriously TYBs and goes on a high quantity and quality amount of links

“hide your gfs! the dickmunchers are on TYB SZN”

by ~~~T January 24, 2023

Dickfunction

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness

I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.

by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019