Dickler stache

A small swatch of pubic hair above an otherwise barren dick. Similar to the mustache of Adolf Hitler. Derived from the term Hitler stache.

"Dude I don't know about that new dickler stache. Chicks might think you're a nazi"
"nah, ladies love my dickler"

by the_epic_pimplord June 4, 2016

dickscovery

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

by Tankwad November 8, 2017

Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.

"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.

by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickmove

An action by a politician that is absolutely illegal but is done anyway because they know they can get away with it.

What Bill Clinton did on Super Tuesday in Massachusetts was a total. dickmove.

by NexusSix August 15, 2016

Dick Lover

Gay, Fag, Homosexual.

Michael: "Hey Caleb, Brad is such a dick lover. He sucked Ethan's dick last night and swallowed his whole load.

Caleb: " Really, I am a dick lover too, want to try something"

Michael: "Fuck you, NO, why don't you go play hide and go Fuck yourself!"

by Ron BBBB January 28, 2009

Dickleberg

A dick shaped, pickle flavored iceberg.

She looked on in awe at the document as she realized the Titanic was really sunk by a dickleberg.

by shaunaisniftyy December 29, 2008